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Just as Michael Kinsley predicted more than 20 years ago, there will be a Funeral Channel!

Replays of the departing ceremonies for JFK, Mother Theresa, Princess Di, Mickey Mantle, and so on will fill a niche that few knew existed.

A few years after its founding, the channel will branch out into original programming — reality programs about morticians, grave digging, and the burial customs of other nations and eras.    One show in particular will hit it big, a criminal science show that uses the autopsy to recreate, in a dramatization, the way the person died.    Eventually, the channel will rebrand as Grim.

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